Today's high is 30 degrees. Yesterdays low was 14. So in other words, its cold.
Well, being the ever early-planner-of-things, I waited until the very last day of hay to decide, "Huh..I think I need hay.."
So I went to get the keys for my Ford Excursion--no keys to be found. So then I went outside to see if they were in the truck, and what do ya know? The door was stuck shut. Completely frozen shut.
Unsure of what to do, I asked my mother. Her response? "Take the Buick."
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Let it be know this is a 1993 Buick LeSabre CAR.
So, the back windshield was frozen over, and the passenger side window was iced, so any time I needed to turn, I had to roll that window down to check. Did you know there are four turns between my place and the place where we store the hay?
So anyways, after slipping around on the road four miles over there, pull into The Hay Lady's drive and get out.
I popped the trunk to learn it was full of babe heads(these are the mannequin heads that hairdressers in training practice on. My sister just graduated cosmetology school.). So I can just imagine what she's seeing from inside her house.
There's a kid here. She's getting out of this awful ugly car.
Hm..Whats that? ARE THOSE HUMAN HEADS?
She's holding them by the hair! And tossing them in the front seat.
Okay okay, now she's going around back...And into the barn...
Now she's hefting a bale of hay. Hehe, she's not very strong.
Looks so silly..
Oh, what's she doing now? Is she putting hay...into her car trunk?
So then I slammed the trunk shut and got into the car(after capturing these pictures of course).
And slipped my way home.
So, let it be a lesson learned, when you need hay, never ever take your Buick, because neighbors will think you are crazy.
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