How to wrangle a bunny

When you are in need of some bunny-wrangling, call me.
I am superb at catching them. Say, your bunny has been chased around the house by the dog and dodges for cover beneath the bed...for instance...

• Step 1. Obtain carrot and a string of about three feet in length. Any color you choose.
• Step 2. Cut two small notches in sides of carrot, and tie string to sit in these notches(this is so it won't move)
• 3. Lower carrot/string combo behind the headboard.
• 4. Wait(This may take a while. Bunnies are notoriously patient.).
• 5. Lure the bunny towards the outer area of the bed by calmly calling, "Heere Bunny, niiice bunny".
• 6. When bunny gets to that edge, swiftly capture him.

Disclaimer: Bunny will undoubtably be very freaked. He will hold the carrot between his teeth for the next five minutes while you attempt to sooth him.